It sucks...it's about as collectible as a five sided dice

What part of "Let's move from Ohio" did you not understand?

I want to know where the hell are the New York dates?

Talk about your Big Apple Dreamin'...sheesh!

Does this have anything to do with the James Patterson novel of the same name?

I cant help it sorry.

The Alice Cooper Group apparently raised the bar way too far for Alice to match it...

Hmm, girls and boys and toys...now where have I heard that before?

He's just sooooo not trying anymore...