For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat, refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell

You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick

You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell

You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat, refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

We like to throw our bodies around
We like to feel each other
We're all slaves when we hear that sound
says dance
says dance
says ya gotta dance
says dance
(there ain't no two ways about it )

We're all compelled to rise and thrust
when we all move together
We're all hypnotized with savage lust
says dance
says dance
says ya gotta dance
says dance

I'm so hot it makes me shiver
Makes me wet
Makes me slide
It's some spirit I'm possessed by
I can't stop
We just got to dance
Dnce
Dance

We gotta blow when he says blow
And we gotta shake and shimmy
He got the strings tied to our souls
Says dance
Says dance
Says we gotta dance
Says dance
(and I don't mean tomorrow)

I'm so hot it makes me shiver
Makes me wet
Makes me slide
It's some spirit I'm possessed by
I can't stop
We just got to dance
Dance
Dance

Dance
Dance
Dance

You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come around
You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town
I mean, I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be?
Everybody knows who's really cool
Me

Let's face it, I'm the greatest, I'm Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue to their favorite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I'm just a ball of fun
I mean I'm definitely the greatest
I'm also the coolest

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

Yeah baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest?
I mean how do I look?
Yeah

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born there were these four dudes up on a hill
They said they saw this star hanging out over town
And the whole world seemed to stand still
It made the Sunday papers
I guess it proves for sure
I am the coolest
I am the greatest
I am the baddest
I am the smoothest
I'm just the best
Sand dancer come on
Ah yeah

Right

Pardon me, but you see, I've seen that face before
I know those eyes, unearthly wise, I feel it more and more
To look at you, deja Vu, chills me to the core

They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
But that only confused me
They say I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host
And it frankly amused me

So let's drink a few, 'cause looking at you I swear
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?

Gradually I could see, things are getting clear,
That ancient face, satanic grace, the sudden rush of fear

They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
Now they got me believin'
They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host
So I better be leaving

So let's drink a few, 'cause looking at you I swear
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?

Here I am, the door's been slammed
They're gonna roast my hide
Make me bleed, 'till I plead
For you to let me die

They say that you are the king of this whole damn thing
Now they got me believin'
They said I don't stand a ghost of a chance with my host
God, I wish I were leaving

So let's drink a few, 'cause looking at you I swear
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep?
Didn't we meet in the night in my sleep somewhere?

If there is a tear on my face
It makes me shiver to the bones
It shakes me, Babe
It's just a heartache that got caught in my eye
And you know I never cry
I never cry

Sometimes I drink more than I need
Until the TV's dead and gone
I may be lonely but I'm never alone
And the night may pass me by
But I'll never cry

Take away, take away my eyes
Sometimes I'd rather be blind
Break a heart, break a heart of stone
Open it up but don't you leave it alone

'Cause that's all I got to give you
Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, it's never been tried
And you know I'll never cry
And you know I'll never cry
And you know' you know' you know I'll never cry
I'll never cry

Break a heart, break a heart of stone
Open it up, and don't you leave it alone

'Cause that's all I got to give to you
Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, it's never been tried
And you know I'll never cry
I'll never cry

[Alice]
Don't know why I'm down here
Must be something I said
Or some small imperfection
In my soul or in my head
Don't know why I'm down here
Don't deserve to roast or bake
I'm fighting off slanderous allegations
Why don't you give the kid a break?

[Alice]
Don't think maybe we could talk this over
You're a reasonable man
Could we discuss my grave situation
I'm a miserable man
And I'm in the frying pan
Give the kid a break (continues over dialog)

Devil: Give me one good reason why I should
Alice: All right, all right, so I made a few mistakes but listen.. But for heaven's sake
Devil: Watch your language, Kid.
Alice: OK, OK, don't get hot

[Devil]
Don't question my judgement
He only reaped what he sowed
He cast his pearls before swine
And that's good enough for me

[Devil]
I don't want to talk it over
Even tho' I'm a reasonable man
Sonny, from over here looks like you're in no position to bargain
You're a convicted man
You're right in the frying pan

Give the kid a break (continues over dialog

Alice: Yeah, Please give me a break
Devil: Nah, I don't think so, man
Alice: Come on, you know I got what it takes. Can't you give me a break?
Devil: Sure thing kid, when hell freezes over
Choir: Ok, don't give the kid a break
Alice: Hey you guys, I thought you were on my side
Choir: No. Give the kid a break
Alice: Yeah, well thanks a lot, pals
Alice: Listen boss, maybe we can make a little deal. Is there anything I can say, some kind of fine I can pay? Anything?

[Alice:
Don't know why I'm down here
Must be something I said (I'm sorry)
Or some small imperfection
In my soul or in my head
It might be some sort of imperfection
It might be a defection or a, a clear case of misdirection yeah
It must be a small imperfection
In my soul or in my head
Give the kid a break

Just tried to have fun
Raise hell and then some
I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin', woman chasin' minister's son
Slap on the make-up
and blast out the music
Wake up the neighbors with a roar like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun

If you call that guilty then that's what I am
I'm guilty
I'm guilty

Like driving too fast
Love going too far
It seems the law's on my ass every time I stick it out of the door
If you call that guilty then that's what I am
I'm guilty
I'm guilty

Bad boy on a summer night
When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight
With my pedal on the metal
And I do what I want to do
Bad girls make me feel all right
When it's hot and they start screaming in the light
Golly gee, it's wrong to be so guilty
Guilty
Guilty
I'm guilty

My conscience is on vacation
In acute degeneration
Willpower has sunk to all-time low

If you call that guilty, then I guess I am
I'm guilty, I'm guilty
I'm guilty, I'm guilty
I'm guilty, I'm guilty
I'm guilty
Well I'm guilty

Yeah I'm guilty
I don't care
I'm guilty
I think I've been framed anyway
They said I'm guilty
I'm guilty
They're guilty and everyone is guilty
(fade)

I was scared to death, afraid to close my eyes
And find that I was gone
Like every other one who left before the dawn
I vanished in the air
Am I still there

Wake me gently if you can
Wake me gently, just touch my hand
Wake me gently, pull my sleeve
'Cause where I'm at is where I want to leave

And in my sleep I look so lifeless on this bed
Laid out on satin sheets
This dream's a novel that I don't dare complete
No happy endings read
I think the hero's dead

Wake me gently if you can
Wake me gently, just touch my hand
Wake me gently, pull my sleeve
'Cause where I'm at is where I want to..

Leave me to my slumber
And I'll never come home
Please help me, I'm frightened
Of what's going on (What's going on)

And if I can't wake up will I be all alone
A stranded orphan here
Or will I bump into some other wandering soul
And will they talk to me
Somebody, somebody please rescue me

Wake me gently if you can
Wake me gently, just touch my hand
Wake me gently, pull my sleeve
'Cause where I'm at is where I want to leave
I wanna leave
I wanna leave
I wanna wake up
I wanna leave
I don't wanna stay
I wanna leave
I wanna go
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Just wake me up
I wanna go home
Wake me up please
'Cause I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Wake me
Wake me
(adlib to fadeout)

I bought you postcards, thought it'd be funny
I would have sent a souvenir but they took all my money
It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here

I tried to phone ya, I tried to call you
Long distance operators that only stall you
Besides the damn rates are so high
They just appall you
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here

It started out a nice vacation
Left the station right on time
Now it's turned to pure frustration
I'm just a prisoner in time

Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear
They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear
So don't forget to feed my cats
Spot and Jerome, dear
And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here

Seen all the sights here, I'm getting lonely
I'd show you all the film I took if they would only
Let me go home dear, sincerely
I'm having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here
Having a hell of a time, my dear
Wish you were here

At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness
And to find it how often I've tried
But my life is a race, just a wild goose chase
and all my dreams have been denied

Why have I always been a failure
What can the reason be
I wonder if the world's to blame
I wonder if it could be me

I'm always chasing rainbows
Watching clouds drifting by
My schemes are just like all my dreams
Ending in the sky

Some fellows look and find the sunshine
I always look and find the rain
And some fellows make a winning sometime
And I never even make a gain

I'm always chasing rainbows
Waiting to find the little bluebird in vain.

I'm going home
There I am there in my bedroom
I'm safe and snug and snoring and so glad to be there
I'm going home
None of this ever happened
But God, I really did it, still nothing has changed

I'm going home
I'm going home
To my own room to all the mess
To all the dirty laundry
It looks so good I don't care
I'm just so glad to be back

Home Sweet home
I wonder if anyone missed me
Or have I been gone so long they thought that I died
How many said I wonder what happened to Alice
How many shrugged or laughed, How many cried
But I don't give a damn

'Cause I'm going home
I'm going home
To my own room, to all the mess to all the dirty laundry
It looks so good I don't care
I'm just so glad to be back home (sweet home)

I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
I'm going home
Nothing can stop me now
Stop me now...